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i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

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i’m sorry but can we just appreciate the curve of phil’s back because jeSUS CHRIST

i’m sorry but can we just appreciate the curve of phil’s back because jeSUS CHRIST

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phantaray:

danisnotonfire:

horseshoecrab:

thefantasticfoursome:

so adorable! :)
photo credit: casioclark thank you Clark! :)

DAN! Is that beer I see?!
oh like I didn’t suspect he drank.

that awkward moment when it’s a full bottle of wine.

oh god i never knew dan commented on this photo :D

phantaray:

danisnotonfire:

horseshoecrab:

thefantasticfoursome:

so adorable! :)

photo credit: casioclark thank you Clark! :)

DAN! Is that beer I see?!

oh like I didn’t suspect he drank.

that awkward moment when it’s a full bottle of wine.

oh god i never knew dan commented on this photo :D

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gracechey:

Tell me how this show isn’t on Netflix like srsly

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ad0ringlarry:

"where do you want to sit?"

"next to you"

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diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

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lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

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edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

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