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my-amazingworldisnotonfire:

my post is almost at 6k notes what is this

Holy fuck my picture is a 6k whAT EVEN IS THIS GUYSSS

my-amazingworldisnotonfire:

my post is almost at 6k notes what is this

Holy fuck my picture is a 6k whAT EVEN IS THIS GUYSSS

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captain-mycaptain:

apushinthewrongdirection:

teacupsandcyanide:

stacysdad:

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay

it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here

for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years

but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall

tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before

tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do

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dan howell quotes; insp

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worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

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No swag for Phil.

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6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
6-year old: How did that happen?
Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
6-year old: Hey! Miss!
Lady: ...yes?
6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
Lady: Thank you!
*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?
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owldude:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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son.

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curabiturauctor:

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

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waltdreamworks:

vikingsweaters:

is this some kind of pun?

GODAMMIT

waltdreamworks:

vikingsweaters:

is this some kind of pun?

GODAMMIT

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“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart

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shane-graceffa:

this is how I imagine an average day in the lester-household

shane-graceffa:

this is how I imagine an average day in the lester-household

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