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jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing

jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

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erik-loves-tronnor:

YET AGAIN, Tyler Oakley speaks on behalf of ALL humanity. BRAVO QUEEN.

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de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

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frenchtugboat:

bowieonthebelafonte:

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

ABORT MISSION

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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banana-phancake:

yes philip do tell us something we already know

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angeloespinosas:

"frozen is the best disney movie because it’s the only one that doesn’t concentrate on romantic love"

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