wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
"Yeah okay but unless they tell me otherwise im just gonna assume they’re either gay or str8 :/”